So, before my Pilates class yesterday (I say Pilates, it’s not actually Pilates. The class is called BodyFlow, but that name totally grosses me out, so I just say Pilates.) there was another class in the studio. It was seriously about 45 girls dancing a choreographed dance like madwomen. It was awesome. The class is [...]

My friend Blair does something awesome in Charlotte, NC. I couldn’t tell you what, but he makes some sweet media stuff. This is a time lapse he shot of a West Texas sunset, which, in case you didn’t know, is the best sunset in the world. Even Spielberg agrees, as he filmed the final scene [...]

It’s been almost a week now since I’ve been riding Frances in the outside world. So far, all is well. I’ve noticed A LOT of other motorcycles on the road where I drive to and from work, so that is comforting. That means that our ratio goes up and hopefully, more people pay attention to [...]

This morning, mental_floss reminded me of this gem. I remember when my mom used to duct tape our eyelids open and force us to watch this video for 19 hours straight. Ah, the memories. Just kidding. I think it was more like 17 hours straight. I think my favorite lyric is:“M” is for the moan [...]

Shane had the suggestion of Francesca. Frances for short. Frankie when things get sassy. And I love it. 1. It’s an Italian name. And clearly, all scooters must have Italian roots. Or something. 2. It means ‘free’. Which is awesome. 3. My favorite saint is St. Francis. So. That’s it. The scoot’s name is Francesca. [...]

…the as of yet unnamed scooter. There she is in her little parking spot. Trying to pose with her. Didn’t really work out. I’ve been practicing! Isn’t she great? I’ve been having lots of fun. Yesterday a kid stepped off the bus and said to me, “I like what you’ve got going on there.” So [...]

Cookie Monster visits The Colbert Report to defend his new ideology that “cookie is a sometimes food.” Enjoy. It takes a bit to get into, but well worth it.

This evening, I am introducing Ben to the great wonder that is Three Amigos. This made me curious as to what the cast of The Three Amigos is up to these days. If they are up to anything at all. Chevy Chase (Dusty Bottoms): Chevy Chase decided it would be an awesome idea to sort [...]

I imagined today what a very vapid match-up would look like between our two veep candidates. The results are truly fascinating. Birthplace:Palin: Alaska! Way cooler than…Biden: Scranton, PA! Well, actually, since Scranton is also the locale for The Office, maybe not so bad.WINNER: Palin. Sorry, Scranton. You got cocky. Parent’s Names:Palin: Sarah & Charles. Booooresville.Biden: [...]

There is much rejoicing in my heart today. Click here.