Guys…He’s Not Kidding!
Here’s something you don’t see everyday…
I think my favorite quote is: “If it does not disclose [the fact that aliens are real], by the end of May — this is not a threat or anything, you don’t threaten the United States government, they’re heavily armed … the PRG has an enormous and substantial network, and quite a bit of documentary evidence connected to this, particularly politically … and we are going to be extensively putting that out to the media, and we’re just going to make it as difficult on them as possible.”
On another note, here are some things I really like right now:
Publix: Dear Publix, you are a grocery store, and yet, I feel like we are friends. You are a pleasure. I have never had a bad experience with you. You are so clean. You are so friendly. You make delicious sandwiches. I went to Wal-Mart the other day and I felt like I was at the circus. The dirty, creepy circus. It’s the little things, you know? And Publix, you make it happen for me.
McDonald’s Chicken Biscuit: I don’t care WHAT anyone says. It’s not because I’m pregnant, and it’s not because I’m crazy. That McDonald’s chicken biscuit is FAR superior to Chik-Fil-A. I know, I feel dirty saying it. But it’s true. If you haven’t tried it, might I suggest you do so? It’s so buttery, and so satisfying. My mouth is watering just thinking about it.
Smells: Everyone smells so good lately. I don’t know if it’s me or you, but thanks. You all smell delectable.
Taking Ashton Kutcher off my twitter feed: Really, he’s the most annoying tweeter ever. That might be the most obnoxious sentence I’ve ever written.
2nd Trimester: Hey-oh!
New House: It’s not really mine, and it smells oddly like corn chips. But I love that I can paint the walls.
LOST: I mean, I feel so obsessed with this show, like something might be wrong with me. I feel giddy just thinking about it. Jenny at work introduced me to dispatchesfromtheisland.blogspot.com, Jorge Garcia (Hurley)’s blog. LOVE. Also, Michael Emerson (Benjamin Linus) was on Jimmy Fallon and was/is completely awesome. Check it out:
New Harry Potter Trailer: This is the first time I’ve been excited about a HP movie. Usually, it’s like…eh, ok. I’ll go. But you WON’T be as good as the book, and that’s just something I’ll have to deal with. But THIS:
“Everyone smells so good lately. I don’t know if it’s me or you, but thanks. You all smell delectable.”
Are you a vampire? (I’m currently reading Twilight. I’m suspicious of everyone.)
#1. I told everyone. Too bad I don’t have the credibility of a former astronaut.
#2. Publix. Yes. I love to grocery shop.
#3. You ARE crazy. Theirs taste like dill pickles to me. I think they put artificial pickle flavor into the biscuit… or the chicken batter.
Lost is amazing.
I LOVE that Jimmy is so into Michael Emerson’s creepiness…you know that he’s (ME’s) an Alabama Shakespeare Festival MFA grad, right? We can claim him… When I worked there, we used to get postcards every so often…they’d tack them to the bulletin boards in the hallways.