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Hello, blogland. Although I have been away, I never left you. I kept reading YOUR posts, but quite frankly, there has been little in my life that has been worth blogging about. All I do these days is work, sleep, eat wings and try to catch up on LOST. I am accomplishing all these things with great gusto.

So what about these politicians? Is that what it’s like to be rich? You have so much money that you can “forget” to pay your taxes or “accidentally” hire illegal workers and simply apologize for it? Sign me up. I am assuming these bimbos aren’t the only ones messing around, so I say President Obama enacts a committee to take a look at our public servants and make sure they are all on the up and up. And I recommend using someone other than the vetting team he used for their nominations, since clearly they are not exactly thorough. I personally don’t want a tax-evading senator anymore than I want a tax-evading HHS head.

And how about this Michael Phelps thing. He says he’s sorry and the picture of him smoking pot is “regrettable”. That’s an understatement, Mike. You are the greatest Olympian of all time. We cheered for you. Loudly. We stayed up past our bedtimes to watch you. You should be ashamed of yourself. Don’t you know you’re a role model? Clearly, you don’t or you don’t care. Anyway, I hope they do press charges. In case anyone has forgotten, smoking pot is illegal. It doesn’t matter if you’ve got eight gold medals, it’s still illegal. I can’t stand it when people don’t follow the rules, but it really burns me up when they get away with it. This is possibly why, whenever I break the rules, I never get away with it.

This post has a great deal of complaining in it; for this I apologize. It’s just been awhile and I am at a loss for material. I promise to do better. But, until I get caught up with LOST, it’s gonna be bare bones for awhile.